she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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