I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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You. Win. At. Life.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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