in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I cannot find my penis.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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