Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
