dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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