He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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