Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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