Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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