well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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