the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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