so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
