i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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