This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
