are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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