Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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