Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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