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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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