And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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