Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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