People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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