We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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