why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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