boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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