Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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