party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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