You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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