I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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