if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
sarcasm needs its own font
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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