Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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