my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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