He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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