She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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