Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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