GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Randomize
