): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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