you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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