yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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