Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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