you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
What a dumb baby whore.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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