The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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