She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The Olympian is in my bed
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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