I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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