how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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