it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
