Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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