After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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