I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The Olympian is in my bed
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
