i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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