look no pants
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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