they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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