can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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