Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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