people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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