My hand turned me down
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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