Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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